total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.

Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."

by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009

failure to launch

A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.

"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."

by groñi July 31, 2012

faucet failures

Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.

I got faucet failures.

by Zakake November 30, 2018

failure

George W. Bush.
Accept it.

That George W. Bush is such a failure!

by m dogg dizzle fo shizzle October 2, 2005

BCS failure

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.

Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University

by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

Failureology

The subject which asian parents learn to tell who is a failure by just looking at their life choices

Kid:Hey dad which subject did you like the most?
Asian parent:Failureology
Kid:Well am i a failure?
Asian parent:*gets out belt* yes

by Haker 💀 November 19, 2022

high school failure

Someone who never shows up to class and misses a ton of assignments in highschools

Wow Dalton you never show up to school so you must be a ... High school Failure

by ITSYABOI666 September 26, 2017