Freudian insertion

the intentional placement of what others may construe as a Freudian slip into conversation.

"Oh, Emily, I would never objectify you. You're my breast friend forever."

Note that "Freudian insertion" itself is a Freudian insertion; thus, it is reflexive and somewhat masturbatory in nature.

by xollock May 22, 2009

freudian text

Texting someone what's really on your mind before editing with a language, content or audience filter.

"My Wife told me she was going to her Mom's on Saturday for dinner, but while she was out, she texted me that 'She'd be home from the spa around nine.'
Ha! She thinks I'm helping Joe put in a new deck. I wrote her back, 'Ok, the poker game is almost over.'
Double Freudian text; we're both idiots."

by Towanjica August 20, 2009

Freudian slypo

A Freudian slip...but a typo. When you type something you did not mean to type...but your subconscious really wanted to say.

an example of a Freudian slypo would be "I look like a god" when you meant to say, humbly, "I look like a dog" but your subconscious is an EGO-MANIAC!!!!!

by leenirama January 2, 2010

freudian finger

When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.

I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.

by KIHJML March 23, 2010

Freudian nip slip

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle

He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 12, 2021

Getting Freudy

Getting into sexual acts that somehow involve ones own mother. Based on the Sigmund Freud theory that all boys want to have sex with their mother. Common on porn websites such as PornHub.

“Damn bro is it just me or does my mom got a big ol’ juicy cheeks today? I wanna go grab em”
“Bro chill. Don’t be Getting Freudy up in here. It ain’t that typa party”

by WhatAThingIDid June 8, 2021

Freud rage

A negative, over the top reaction to a self inflicted accident in a puzzle game.

When Jim was playing Tetris, he dropped a "T" in the wrong place and went into a fit of Freud rage.

by TheEVOL1 February 4, 2009