Fadeless February

n. - An alcoholic's most realistic attempt at not drinking for an entire month (since February is the shortest month of the year).

Jimmy is really having trouble with his family since he can't put the bottle down as of late. So he's decided to give Fadeless February a shot.

by chapolin December 10, 2009

fiddletown

The art of playing with your girls pussy when the situation doesn't call for it

Was watching The notebook when I decided to go to fiddletown with my girl

by Jimmy887222 February 18, 2017

fardled

to be high, typically from THC-containing substances.

I just smoked 3 bowls im so fardled right now

by Segrant oso iorny April 28, 2021

Kiddie Fiddler

He who enjoys practicing his fiddling technique upon unsuspecting members of the younger generation (with no pubic growth).

Oi get out of my child's trousers, you dirty Kiddie Fiddler

by Gary Glitter May 29, 2003

Chicken Fiddler

A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...

Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?

OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh

Fuck you John!

by Pissed off neighbour February 24, 2013

fuddle duddle

A eupharism for "fuck you" originated by Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau.

"Oh, fuddle duddle!"

by Phil February 9, 2003

Fecal Fiddle

A sex act involving oral stimulation of the anus while the person is farting.

Kirk's lunch of chilli gave Allyson good harmonics when she was playing the fecal fiddle.

by Davis 205C September 21, 2006