sh'faced

adjective: synonym for shit-faced, to be excessively intoxicated

I tired of you getting sh'faced and puking in the house!

by shankus November 30, 2004

Double faced

Another way of describing someone that is two faced.

Terry is double faced. He is a liar.

by Bailey1235 March 28, 2010

gin-faced

when you drink a large amount of gin, bombay sapphire if you're a respectable bloke, and suddenly your face feels like its 100 lbs and you act crazy

Steve: Damn, Max was totally gin-faced last weekend off that Bombay

Tom: Hey man, shit happens when youre gin-faced.

Steve: Ain't that the truth.

by taylorgangwiz412 June 17, 2012

two faced

A persona that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones. The person is also usually a brown noser, as they try to please whomever they meet. In an effort to be accepted by the entire world, a "two faced" person will socially accomodate anyone they meet in an attempt to be popular and liked by everyone. More often than not, however, two faced bitches are usually covering up their assholism.

Sherry loved to be liked by everyone. There wasn't a person that she didn't meet that she could not be "friends" with. However, when her "friends" weren't around, she was a two faced bitch. "Damn, I fucking hate Janel; she's really a dirty cunt licking whore. Hey, I'm going shopping for Janel's birthday party on Friday, wanna help me pick something out for her?"

by rpunkboy September 27, 2007

cross-faced

Getting really drunk then smoking marijuana. Generally followed by the spins.

"Man I was so cross-faced last night, I puked all over Steve's driveway!"

by laurengf January 7, 2008

cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her

Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party

by jamezors October 28, 2007

Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021