futsal

An organized form of indoor football (soccer)

Wanna play football?

Nah, I have a futsal match later this afternoon.

by Pobecax January 19, 2006

Futasexual

When you are only attracted to only futa's (because lets be honest us guys just need that titty and dick at the same time) Fuck just dudes and females futa's are the way to go!

Billy: hey man i heard you fucked *insert female name* Is that true?
Mikoto: nah man she fucked me. She's a futa, I'm futa sexual i only like futas
Billy: O shit Boi you must have gotten your asshole torn up!

Futasexual: to only like/date/fuck futas

by Bigdickmiko February 28, 2019

Futt

A front butt, usually found on fat people. When a person's stomach/genital area sticks out as far/further than their butt.

*while some dudes were at a water park*

Dude 1: duuuude what is that?!?!

Dude 2: WHAT HUH WHAT?!?!

Dude 3: dudes that's a futt. now get over it and stop looking at fat girls.

by DrayDero2 August 23, 2010

Buck Futt

Same as Futt Buck, just with the words reversed as well. The "clean" way to say "Butt Fuck"

You stupid buck futter!

by NecroSen September 21, 2005

How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

futtbucking

Similar to a futtbucker which is butt fucker with the letters reversed futtbucking is butt fucking but with the letters reversed

Tyrone: Me and Brody where futtbucking yesterday!
Brody: Yeah we were!

by Baraka's Description September 27, 2018

futt lover

someone who chooses to love a unique breed of person who lacks emotional response to difficult situations other than saying tough--however in their head associates the word with the common north american text slang variant: tuff.

“dude who’s that beautiful girl?”
“stay away…that’s a futt lover.”

by justanotherfuttlover1822 July 13, 2022