fucklash

n. Injury incurred in the course of intercourse often at the point of ecstatic release but not uncommonly associated with unexpected structural failure of bedroom furniture.

Just as I was approaching the VINEGAR STROKE (see Vinegar Stroke) the back of the sofa snapped off my head flew forward and as we landed on the floor I suffered FUCKLASH. I was off work for four days!

by Froud March 8, 2020

Fuckods-Sake

When you want to sneakily include the rude swear word ‘Fuck’ into the expression ‘For Gods Sake.’ Rolls of the tongue quite easily.

‘Oh Fuckods-Sake, how can this get any worse?’

by John O’clock November 14, 2020

Fuckloaf

Another word for a Fleshlight.

"Fuck me that's a good fuckloaf."

by Itzark January 7, 2021

fuckladder

A ladder used for fucking someone or several people.

They come in varieties. The standard lean-to for your taller individual. There's the A frame which is good for threesomes. There's the H frames which some would argue isn't a ladder but say the rungs qualify it so..

That's it. I'm getting the fuckladder.

by Asher Asmodai February 18, 2022

fucktoastface

A face so rough and crispy it would snap and implode with a mere backhanded pimp slap

Group of foreigners are walking down the path looking for their airline gate. And they all stopped suddenly.

A fucktoastface short guy with mommy issues barked at them "keep it moving!" in a clearly derogatory manner.

So I told him to “chill out, they are just lost passengers” and then he looked at me like he wanted to fight, but then saw a god before his eyes, and started to grovel and whimper away like the fucktoastface he is.

by TonyPony28 February 2, 2022

tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.

Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.

by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017