fuckloaf

shit fucked piece of bread.

dude, get your dirty fuckloaf off my plate!

by Consullo November 22, 2006

Fuckloaf

Noun
Fuck-loaf

A person who is irritating the fuck out of everyone and everything.

That person you just wanna throw a book at.

They. Are. A. Fuck-loaf.

Jonny would not shut up in 3rd period that fuckloaf bout made me shrivel up and die.

by Zadi is Zaddy July 10, 2019

Fuckloaf

A useless mass of people, indistinguishable in their mediocrity. Originating from "fuckload," "fuckloaf" offers a more specific descriptive quality.

This show will kill me. There are very talented older leads but also a fuckloaf of children.

by Galumphant August 13, 2018

Fuckloaf

Another word for a Fleshlight.

"Fuck me that's a good fuckloaf."

by Itzark January 7, 2021

Fuckloads

A lot. Heaps. An exaggerated amount.
If there are fuckloads of something it is more than truckloads, the word 'fuck' being a more powerful word.

Wow there's fuckloads of people here today!
There's fuckloads of syrup on my pancakes.

by IAmAWienerUncleJanet August 20, 2011

mighty fuckload

Unit of measure to describe masses of great quantity; mass greater than fuckload.

conversion: mighty fuckload = 2.8 fuckloads

Press release: "This new trans-oceanic transport vessel can carry the largest cargo capacity possible! Seven mighty fuckloads!"

by dominocaliente November 8, 2009

Fuckload

Too fucking much, Stronger way of saying 'Shitload'

Jamal: Bruh you wanna hang?
Deandre: No, I got work to do nigga.
Jamal: I ain't got none doe!
Deandre: Fuck you, you Fuckboi! I got a Fuckload!

by idfwudotnet March 31, 2015