Friendmentum

A person who gets more and more mutual friends until everyone feels obligated to friend request them even in the case of not know them.

i don't even know her but she had so much friendmentum

by I.C. VAGINA June 19, 2011

Friendmenship

When you like someone a little more than just a friend, but a little less than a relationship. Kind of like friendship limbo. Put simply, a really shitty position to be in.

"I don't know, Brandy. He's really nice, but he's a little TOO nice. I'm stuck in a friendmenship."

by chickenfeet May 3, 2014

Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021

Mega friends

The kind of friends you are when you totally want to date each other.

Oh man, we are totally mega friends.

by Sssaaarre July 11, 2016

text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

meth fiend

A wordmeth/word addict, commonly known as being shrivelled up, hunched over, desperate losers who roam the streets either peddling stolen property to get more meth, scavenging meth from dealers, or violently attacking people in a vague, crazed attempt to get more meth. The true scum of the drug world.

"Fuck, what a meth fiend"
"I saw some meth fiend passed out on teh sidewalk before - what a loser"
"Meth fiends are pathetic"
"I got assaulted by some random meth fiend on the corner of 10th and 21st"

by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003

Meat Fiend

A male with a fetish for fresh young virgins, or a female with a real hunger for a male's love length or meat flume.

"Dude, that Dr Sheeble is a real meat fiend!"

by Dr Sheeble October 18, 2008