Falcon Screech

The sound the one makes when having falcon sex.

The falcon screeching from next door kept me up all night

by the falconer August 25, 2004

Falcon Punch

The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"

Justin took a brutal falcon punch while going up for a rebound, I think he about did a front flip.

by Brownsfan02 July 5, 2012

Falcon Punch Abortion

basically you falcon punch a pregnant woman to cause immediate loss of foetus. This is how Captain Falcon avoids press attention from pregnancy scandals.

"Captain falcon had a rough night with some strippers but quickly solved the problem falcon punch abortion style"

by FishFarmer December 30, 2008

Falcon Goggles

1. Similar to beer goggles, except only experienced by male cadets at United States Air Force Academy. Has the effect of improving the sexual appeal of any women to a greater extent than any alcohol could ever hope to achieve. Squids and Rats may also experience a similar effect.

2. Makes things look better then they actually are.

When the effects of the alcohol wore off, and all the girls at the bar still looked the same, Cadet X realized he might be wearing Falcon Goggles.

by Cadet IHTFP April 15, 2011

Falcon Punch

An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"

You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."

by Jim Fields September 12, 2005

Falcon Shit!

A Falcon shit is an extremely powerful and sometimes violent defecation. Derived from Captain Falcon's, Falcon punch/kick which are very powerful attacks.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to the toilet?
Guy 2: Man I just took a Falcon SHIT!

by Nigger_guy April 6, 2009

falcon story

A story that is a lie or bullshit. It can be a complete lie or just a partial lie.

He's telling you a falcon story. He's full of shit.

by thegoatmilkguy May 18, 2015