The Bird Brain Empire is an empire formed under the unification of the Bird Brain Republic and the Jiafei Empire in 2022. The emperor of the Bird Brain empire is Emperor Birdbrainius, serving since the empire's creation. The population of the Bird Brain Empire is 1,176,182,682,827,872,827,926,291,801,819,179,179,369,629,719,729,179,279,171,291,791,801,801, making it the most populated country in the world. The location of the Bird Brain Empire is a group of islands off the coast of mainland Wap Continent. The standard military uniform is a full blue outfit, with a black belt, boots and hat and a gold bird pin. The air force uniform is a green and black shirt, black pants, blue hat, gray shoes and a brown belt with pouches. The traditional outfits are European like in shades of mostly blue and black with many flowers because of the empire's close ties to nature, specifically flowers and trees. The motto of the Bird Brain Empire is simply, "Long live the Bird Brain Empire!".
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Greatest noun
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The Cat Empire is an Australian band from Melbourne that consists of members: Felix Riebl, Harry Angus, Will Hull-Brown, Jumps, Ryan Munro & Ollie McGill. The band also has 'extra' members known as the 'Cat Empire Horns' that comprises Ross Irwin, Kieran Conrau & Carlos. The Cat Empire's music is absolutely incredible with killer trumpet melodies, bass riffs, keyboard solos, drum solos, dj deck solos and amazing lyrics that will be stuck in your head for years to come.
"Their sound is often described as a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences. As of 2006, they have released four albums and are signed on the Virgin Records label."
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Greatest noun
Derived from Australianianus
The Cat Empire is an Australian band from Melbourne that consists of members: Felix Riebl, Harry Angus, Will Hull-Brown, Jumps, Ryan Munro & Ollie McGill. The band also has 'extra' members known as the 'Cat Empire Horns' that comprises Ross Irwin, Kieran Conrau & Carlos. The Cat Empire's music is absolutely incredible with killer trumpet melodies, bass riffs, keyboard solos, drum solos, dj deck solos and amazing lyrics that will be stuck in your head for years to come.
"Their sound is often described as a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences. As of 2006, they have released four albums and are signed on the Virgin Records label."
Judge them. Love them.
'Because living, my friends, is that sweet unresolved.'
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