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transsexual escort

A term for a transgendered person, commonly preoperative, paid by the hour for companionship, but usually for sex. Also known as a higher priced prostitute.
"I'm finally going to try it and find myself a transsexual escort"
by RobbiRacks.com September 19, 2017
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nappy headed escort

Defendant: Your Honor she is a fucking dirt whore! Are you going to trust her?

Judge: What did you call my wife?!

Lawyer: What my client means is she is a 'nappy headed escort' and her account of the crime should not carry any weight.
by Nutmeggah February 7, 2009
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Escort RS Turbo

A car driven by a rich chav, or a thief.

Originally they all had spoilers, but there are only four RS Turbo spoilers left in Britain. These are passed around the 1,562 RS owners frequently, when one of them forgets to garage his car - another owner promptly steals the spoiler and puts it on his car. When he forgets to garage it, the cycle is repeated.
"Oh mate, I nicked this RS Turbo last night off me mate, help me get the spoiler off?"
"'ere Sharon, fancy a shag in my RS?"
"Escort RS Turbo - no spoiler, no wheels, good condition, £50"
by Neilos June 1, 2007
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escort

A sharp looking car that runs great
by Bill February 8, 2005
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Escotto

The Italian word for slut.
Man that chick is such an escotto.
by I'm sosorry Mr. Band August 28, 2019
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ESCOOT

Etymology: The term "ESCOOT" is rumoured to have originated deep within the Peruvian Andes, as an exclamation of alarm or delight during spiritual gatherings.

In modern English, the term is fast becoming the default call to arms for all Eskere Trappers to unite in reverie and bonhomie during social occasions. The term has gained international traction in Western Europe and beyond thanks to hashtags.
"Hey frate, let's ESCOOT to the party!"

"Wait... this isn't anal sex, this is ESCOOT-SCOOT!"
by red-white-and-scoot February 19, 2018
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Escootit

by Escootit man November 17, 2019
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