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polymorphic light eruption 

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.
Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.

Vulcano Eruption 

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava
In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.
Vulcano Eruption by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015

sexual eruption 

It is when the man ejaculates with a burst of semen that rocks the room and causes the whole area to erupt and become white like vanila cum.
Edgar had a sexual eruption thinking of a hot ass girl.
sexual eruption by Edgar G. March 14, 2008

Alaskan eruption 

A sexual term when a man ejaculates inside the partners ass, preferably doggie style, then the one recieving immediately shits with an eruption of sperm covered shit.
Man it was crazy! i just busted a nut in her ass, and next thing you know i was dodging an eruption of shit and cum flowing from her asshole like a volcano. It was a true Alaskan eruption.

Anal Eruption

A fart that usually ends up with a follow through or if your really, really unfortunate, your ass turns inside out
Tina: "Oh Johnny, give it to me hard!"

Johhny: "Uh uh, yeah, keep it coming..."

Tina: "Ahhh fuck, my ass just erupted!"

Johnny: "Shit, I got your ass all over me!"

Tina: "God those Anal Eruptions ROCK!"
Anal Eruption by Mr Coolio November 10, 2007

stanley eruption

you hold a girl above your head at a party and people throw shit at her head like an octupus and hot dogs.(then bust on her face)
I gave your girlfriend a stanley eruption I think you should break up with her.
stanley eruption by recognize_ February 8, 2008