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Flash Ending

When a female who realizes that the story she is telling is not so interesting saves it by ending the story with, "and then I took my shirt off".
"I went to the library and it turned out that the book wasnt late like i thought... and then I took my shirt off". Flash Ending
by j-c-c March 19, 2009
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Spacey Ending

When your day ends with something VERY unexpected. This event doesn't have to be tragic, but it can be.

Named for the fact that a large portion of Kevin Spacey's movies have a surprise ending, such as Se7en, KPAX, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, and Pay it Forward.
I took my girlfriend to a nice picnic in the park at sunset, followed by a late movie, then we went back to my place and made love for hours. I awoke to a breakup letter lying on the pillow. What a Spacey Ending!
by Alan M March 8, 2006
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Proper ending

Guy 1 : wanna know a proper ending ?
Guy 2 : yes
Guy 1 : probably not NGE episode 25 26
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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Never ending story

When something lives on after it’s end
- “He’s a never ending story”
-“Even tho this is over, we’re a never ending story”
by Coolboy17264 March 9, 2021
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Scary Ending

Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.
"yoo i gave that bitch a scary ending last nite"
by LDL July 29, 2008
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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 7, 2019
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finglas ending

is the name given to a particular sexual act which is popular with the locals from the suburb of Finglas in Dublin.
the act involves a man taking a woman doggy style and then as the moment of climax approaches the man wrap his boxers firmly around the girls face, so that her entire face is covered by them( for the full effect the man must have worn them for one whole week) Just as the man ejaculate he pulls vigourously on his boxers, ripping them so that the woman's head comes tearing out the other side, bringing sweet release to her offended face.
guy one : she screams so loud during sex, it kinda freaks me out a bit ..

guy two : sounds like she needs a good Finglas ending !
by Andrew Strong January 10, 2009
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