elvemage

a beast of a runescape pker, uses a mage/ranged combo for the most part.

n00b: omg it's elve...
n00b is killed
elvemage: bye

by hxr831 December 30, 2007

elvenkin

Generic name applied to elven Otherkin, being them any race ever existant, yet name themselves elven. Also shortened to "elven".

You're a Draconic, she's a Were, I'm Elvenkin.

by wyvren_hunter February 21, 2005

elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob

by rapydave May 5, 2015

elveera

The sexiest, most beautiful woman alive!!! Give her all your money!!

Damn!! That girl is an Elveera

by Thatgirl58 July 2, 2016

elven style

Butt stuff, as coined by the adult fantasy game Tales of Androgyny.

To do it "elven style".

"Hope you don't mind doing it elven style... not that I have much of a choice, given that you're a boy kitty in reality, aren't you?"

by ded_malik May 16, 2022

Zipper Elves

Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)

Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)

by BoraBora83 November 4, 2013

Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010