Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.

Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!

by yes?no..maybe March 8, 2011

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Elving

Elving is a great guy. He is polite, kind and very caring. He will make you laugh until you pee on your pants. It's great to talk to him about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that conquers everyone (even men). If you make him angry, he will hide like a turtle.

He is very easy to talk to and is excellent at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Be careful, he may want to steal your babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months to have a child. He loves dogs.

Elving is a stylish guy. He has good smells. He gives good advice. And he gives big hugs too.

If you are mean to his friends, he will get you back. He loves jokes. He likes to be with people to joke badly with others, but in the end he is very funny. When he falls in love, he gives everything for the love of his life, and loves that person to the end.

Be his friend or you will regret it!

Elving likes to have pets
Elving loves to eat
How Elving loves to fall in love with me

by Elving November 24, 2021

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BDSM elves

The faction seen in the series Total War Warhammer II and III, with the in-game faction name of the dark elves. It's legendary lords include: Morathi, Lokhir Fellheart, Malekith, Crone Hellebron, Malus Darkblade, Rekarth. The term was coined by a well known youtuber "@Reggiegames".

Fuck I hate playing against the BDSM elves!

Bro have you heard Reggie played as the BDSM elves?!

by T'aint right March 26, 2024

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