Ejaculate

To cum

Our Girlfriend And Me Had A Fun Time Last Night So We Went Home We Stripped And I Ejaculated All Over Her. It Was The Most Fun EVER!

by Obongo199 February 27, 2009

Evaporate

When the water in a washing machine "disappears" from the inside of it and your clothes are no longer submersed in water.

"Hey Nick, how does the water get out of the washing machine?" "It evaporates."

by eveofnemesis August 19, 2007

Ejaculate

To get yo man juice up on yo hoe and she be like shiiiiiit!


Note: Also see skeet... ..

I ejaculated all over your mom's face last night right after you left the room son.

I ejaculated (skeeted) so much yo dog drowned.

by M-dizzawgs April 13, 2005

Evaporated Cum

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021

exaporate

A form of complete and utter destruction; a cross between explosion and evaporation, often accomplished by means of alien ray gun.

DANIELLE: Can you tell if that goat is a boy or a girl?

BRIAN: Hella-no! Good thing we have these alien ray guns. Let's just exaporate it.

DANIELLE: Good idea! (They shoot.)

GOAT: Sho-o-o-o-o-ot. (The GOAT dies.)

by Brian the Sky-Guy July 11, 2005

Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

Ejagulate

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

by Fundles January 19, 2023