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Educated failure

A very well educated person but one who is boring and unimpressive irl in terms of their career 🤔
A lot of politicians seem to be educated failures.
by Sexydimma November 2, 2024
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Educated Idiot

An educated idiot is someone that confuses education with intelligence. To them, in order to be seen as intelligent you need to do very well in academics.
They fail to consider ambition plays a larger role in academics than intelligence does.
Being smart/intelligent is more than just earning good grades and having a post secondary education.
Anybody that thinks this way is arrogant, because they think that they are smarter, which in turn makes them dumber because they think they're too smart to receive information from people with 'less credentials' thus lacking critical thinking skills.

'"I hate when people confuse education with intelligence, you can have a bachelor’s degree and still be an idiot.” -Richard P Feynman
Example 1:
Educated Idiot: If he goes to college, then you could say hes smart
Example 2:
Educated Idiot: HURR DURR UR GRADES R LOW THAT MEAN UR STOOPID
by idl1 October 11, 2025
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Highly Educated

When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.
Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO
by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 13, 2021
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Youtube Educated

When you believe you're educated about a certain subject by watching several Youtube videos, when in reality, you don't know shit compared to most people who do actual research, and you're just parroting what you heard on a Youtube video with no real citations or sources. Mostly popular with 9/11 conspiracists, global warming deniers, etc.
Tim: John, I'm telling you, global warming is a total hoax, I've seen several youtube videos debunking it!

John: No Tim, you're just youtube educated, and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about compared to people who actually have an education in studying the climate, and have done the research.
by skepticismx January 27, 2014
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Slowly Educated

When you don’t have that much education as everybody else.
Person 1: Bro, you slow!
Person 2: Naw bro, just slowly educated.
by Slowboi124 November 18, 2019
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My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked

Neomnemonic for helping schoolchildren, their teachers, and the general public cope with the 2006 IAU redefinition of "planet".
Okay, class, repeat: "My Very Educated Mother Just Saw Us Naked."
by Dreamcore August 25, 2006
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Hyper-educated moron

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014
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