the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)
Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️
by efries75 October 18, 2022
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Sisterhood of one and only one motto: EAT. A. DICK.
The sorority that always you to do you WHEN you want to do YOU.
by α β Σ Δ τ March 23, 2015
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Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.
"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!
by Turner Houston July 26, 2006
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When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
by killersbytrade May 14, 2010
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This boy is so gay eat Dick's with his heart That's why they call me princess chad eat a dick faster than 3 seconds
Chad dick eat princess
by Kingofdick August 7, 2019
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