Dryer

The type of girl that sleeps around but can't ever seem get wet and, out of her own insecurity that she is sexually deformed, always blames it on the guy. Her serious denial forces her to intentionally never have any kind of lubricant available. Most commonly stems from some sort of deep seeded 'Daddy Issues'.

I fucked a dryer last night and now I have an Indian Burn on my dick!

by David From Austin October 1, 2007

Hair Dryer

The act of queefing in a persons face as they go down on a girl.

I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a Hair Dryer.

by Kirch35 August 10, 2017

Dryer then a popcorn fart

A really really dry object

Man i am so high my mouth is dryer then a popcorn fart

by mama kyle August 3, 2011

Hair Dryer

The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad

"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"

by TaCo and Sweet Ass October 28, 2005

dryer poop

Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.

May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.

Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!

by thekelty January 14, 2010

dryer

a machine that tumbles clothes while blowing hot air to dry clothes

Put the wet clothes in the dryer.

by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016

dryer dress

1. (verb) To get dressed by taking clothes out of the dryer because you were too lazy to fold them and put them away the day before

I woke up late, so I had to get dryer dressed.

by Juuuergen May 30, 2011