Blood drunk

n. a state in which an individual becomes intoxicated with rage, rendering his enemy fucked up beyond all recognition.

"Christ on a cracker! Steve just shanked Pete seventeen times in the face!"

"Dude, back the fuck away- Steve is blood drunk"

by Cory Brandon November 1, 2007

dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

Anal-drunk

Being so drunk that anything seems ok, even analsex. It is relevant for both males and females. (As males can be as drunk too.)

Brian: Damn, Marte was so drunk last night that she agreed to have analsex.
Dave: Its great when your girl is Anal-drunk.

by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

drunkasaurus

A person so under the influence of alcohol that they regress to acting like a prehistoric creature (stumbling around, grunting sounds, arms moving like t-rex arms)

Troy Wood went full drunkasaurus last night. Shit was amazing to watch

by Johnnie Doey August 25, 2013

Sims drunk

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.

Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”

by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019

Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

by A Delightful July 1, 2011

Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

by msand419 October 20, 2012