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Boy Next Door

In a crowd full of dude-bros, bad-boys, geeks, jocks, and punks, the boy next door tends to end up overlooked. He is unassuming in appearance and behavior. Introverted, quiet, and in some cases, extremely shy. Most would probably just describe him as 'your typical boy'. On the surface, no one extraordinary. Just a minor character in the cast of your life.

Only, when you look closer, he's so much more. His unassuming nature has made it so that his incredible talents are generally unknown to his peers. In reality, he's brilliant, contemplative, and has some kind of hidden talent. As it turns out, he's very clever, giving him a rarely-found mature sense of humor.

Something else that is overlooked: his appearance. You won't notice if you don't look quickly, since he won't draw attention to himself with loud words or loud clothing. But his face is something special. His features are balanced and symmetrical. His skin is clear and smooth. His hair is soft, and so are his eyes. His eyes make your heart skip a beat. His modest smile makes your insides churn. He’s beautiful.

One thing you do know about a boy next door from the beginning that remains true upon closer examination is his purity. He almost definitely is a virgin, and likely hasn't even had his first kiss, either. He’s waiting for the right girl, the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with. And when you’ve gotten to know him, you will want to be the one he falls in love with.
You: So I'm going on my third date with Mark this weekend. I'm thinking about going exclusive with him.
Friend: What? I didn't even know his name before he asked you out! He's totally boring! Shouldn't you be after someone with drive and charisma, like Gavin?
You: You haven't gotten to know him. He's actually a total boy next door!
Friend: No way! In that case, you gotta hold on to him as tight as you can!
by kickbocksir May 28, 2018
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dooris

1. Evasive; shifty.
2. Unsound, unstable, and unreliable.
3. So risky as to require very deft handling.
Theres something dooris about those expense account purchases.
by Uli22 May 30, 2006
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girl next door face

the cute girl that is kinda innocent but people low-key want to get with
Some girls have a steady bitch face, you have a girl next door face.
by xyz. June 14, 2015
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door giveaway

This meme started in a stream where people were bombarding a twitch streamer with racist songs, such as Notorious KKK, and then eventually people started demanding a giveaway, when someone asked for a door giveaway. (Then came the phrase "123" which usually is used for trolling twitch streamers") Then, later in a AnM60ForJesus stream, when someone called in acting like a worker trying to confirm the order for 50 doors for a "gay strip club" the call went on for about ten minutes, oh and did I mention, It's funny as hell.
Caller: Are you doing a door giveaway?
Streamer: Hell no!
Caller: Alright, then bye. Type 123 in the chat!
Streamer: No don't fucking do that!
-Call ends-
by Vafkealph May 2, 2017
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Door Stuck

Being stuck in a door
"Out my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE, I BEG YOU!"
by TheDoorIsStuck October 20, 2019
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Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.
"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"
by AH2302 March 5, 2013
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rat door

A rat door is an entrance for rats. Looks similar to this: |^^|
My pet rat leaves our house through his rat door every day.
by Skeedy boi October 10, 2018
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