bump donuts

The act of two females colliding genitals

"Look at those lesbians"
"How do they have sex?"
"I don't know"
"Like do they just bump donuts?"

by Lesbihonest73 April 19, 2017

blumpkin donuts

The act of getting your dick sucked in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom while shitting and eating a Dunkin donut.

Ron went to the bathroom with his newly purchased dozen donuts and starting chowing down while taking a shit. Then the cashier came in to clean and found Ron shitting with an open door. Not wanting to seem rude, she sucked Ron's dick. Boom, blumpkin donuts.

by tsobulker June 3, 2010

donutsonsteroids

a minecraft youtuber

DonutsOnSteroids is a minecraft youtuber

by DonutsOnSteroids July 16, 2019

rip donuts

The act of accelerating your vehicle while sharply turning the steering wheel such that the vehicle drifts in a forward spinning fashion. Typically accompanied by rain or snow in an open, flat area away from oncoming traffic. Not advisable for vehicles that sit high and are prone to tipping over.

It just rained so Blake and I are going to rip donuts in the Kroger parking lot.

by Cruis'n USA June 25, 2020

Dumpin' Donuts

The pooh that erupts, sometimes within minutes of either finishing your dunkins breakfast sandwich or when you've made just to the half way mark of an dunkins iced coffee

Patrick - It was only a 12 minute walk between dunks and my place!
Ivy - You should've known better than to eat your dunkins sandwich so far from the safety of a toilet. Your dunkin donuts trip is going to cause you dumpin' donuts in your pants!

by Caswellianhero July 17, 2021

Dungin Donuts

or "Dung in Donuts"
Doughnuts that have dung as a filling. The dung fillings can be elephant dung, civet dung, cattle dung, monkey dung, or even human dung.

There's a horrendous smell from Dungin Donuts.

by Shiine-1 May 29, 2022

Dunkin' dognuts

Canine tea bagging. Usually practiced by blue bloods who scoff at other dogs who dine on mere chow. If there is any doubt regarding dominance, the alpha wrestles the beta to the ground and dips his balls into his/her mouth. Owners usually appreciate the gesture, but cannot figure out why this does not usually pan out well at the work place.

Tick spent the night at Rex's house. After devouring lobster and crab the night before, a double-dog double-dump was in order the next morning. Afterwards, Tick was laying down in the grass...feeling satisfied. As alpha, Rex knew that only he should be happy and started dunkin' dognuts, while saying "eat THIS!!"

by Bong Juice May 4, 2023