doofus

A total fucking idiot

by Christy February 12, 2003

Doofus Wainwright

A classier, sophisticated-as-hell way of calling someone a doofus that also alludes to your excellent taste in music.

"You are no garden-variety doofus, my friend. You, sir, are a most triumphant example of a monumental, top-of-the-line, supremely irredeemable Doofus Wainwright."

by Moon Unit Nimoy March 20, 2010

DOFU

Noun. Acronym for “Day One Fuck Up” or “Day One Fuck Ups”. Describes a guy/group of guys who manage to fuck up in the worst way possible as soon as possible.

Did you hear? Those guys wrecked their Ferrari right after they rented it. Must be a group of DOFU.

Wow, that DOFU was about to close with that dime at the bar and instead he threw up all over her.

by Marv June 9, 2018

dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003

Diffusion

The movement of molecules from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.

Osmosis is the diffusion of water.

by randomword12 December 9, 2008

doffer

To take off ones' hat as a sign of respect..

I just had to doff my cap to her like a true doffer.

by Corinne Mayhew January 19, 2008

dofus

Dofus (pronounced doe-fuss) is a flash based MMORPG developed by Ankama Studios of France. You can choose between twelve different character classes. It is free to play... except if you pay to play there are a lot more places to go and you can even have a pet.

I stayed up too late playing dofus last night because I wanted to level my Sadida in the Gobball Dungeon.

by clockstopped October 29, 2007