A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
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Your brain's way of blocking out a traumatic situation that you do not want to remember. This is a common phenomenon within those who have been raped or experienced other forms of sexual assault.
by UltimateDoge September 2, 2022
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Pen Names and Aliases: Dimasalang, Laong Laan, Pepe
Profile: Eminent Filipino nationalist, writer, and intellectual.
Date of Birth: June 19, 1861
Place of Birth: Calamba, Laguna, Philippines
Date of Death: December 30, 1896
Place of Death: Bagumbayan (present-day Rizal Park), Manila, Philippines
Notable Accomplishments:
Renowned for his literary works, including the novels "Noli Me Tangere" and "El Filibusterismo," which inspired the Philippine Revolution against Spanish colonial rule.
Advocate for educational reforms and social justice in the Philippines.
Polyglot, skilled in multiple languages including Tagalog, Spanish, and others.
He was a member of La Liga Filipina, a civic organization aimed at advocating for political and social reforms.
Legacy:
Dr. Jose Rizal is celebrated as the national hero of the Philippines. His writings and martyrdom played a pivotal role in the country's struggle for independence.
His life and works continue to be studied and revered, and his writings are central to Philippine literature and history.
Pen Names and Aliases: Dimasalang, Laong Laan, Pepe
Profile: Eminent Filipino nationalist, writer, and intellectual.
Date of Birth: June 19, 1861
Place of Birth: Calamba, Laguna, Philippines
Date of Death: December 30, 1896
Place of Death: Bagumbayan (present-day Rizal Park), Manila, Philippines
Notable Accomplishments:
Renowned for his literary works, including the novels "Noli Me Tangere" and "El Filibusterismo," which inspired the Philippine Revolution against Spanish colonial rule.
Advocate for educational reforms and social justice in the Philippines.
Polyglot, skilled in multiple languages including Tagalog, Spanish, and others.
He was a member of La Liga Filipina, a civic organization aimed at advocating for political and social reforms.
Legacy:
Dr. Jose Rizal is celebrated as the national hero of the Philippines. His writings and martyrdom played a pivotal role in the country's struggle for independence.
His life and works continue to be studied and revered, and his writings are central to Philippine literature and history.
Jose Rizal employed various pseudonyms during his lifetime. He adopted the name Dimasalang while contributing as a correspondent for the Spanish newspaper La Solidaridad. In Spain, he penned "Amor Patrio," signifying love for his homeland, which was published in the Manila daily newspaper "Diarong Tagalog." To conceal his identity, he chose the alias Laong Laan for this literary work. Additionally, when he relocated to Madrid and joined Freemasonry, he used the pseudonym "May Pagasa."
by Chief Lexicographer October 4, 2023
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Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.
Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.
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Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth
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