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Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.
by The Conjurer March 20, 2020
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Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.
Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.
by zonii April 27, 2020
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Disturding

Disturding

1 Adj - Causing the immediate evacuation of the bowels

2 Verb, Archaic. To 'diss' or insult someone by hurling feces at them.
1.My that Mu Shu Pork was Disturding. Passed the health inspection my ass.

2.Shakespeare - The very ape of my soul doth gleefully disturd you (MacBeth).
by Triple S. February 21, 2009
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distaneing

when something that your staring at disappears, but your brain still imagines it as if it is there allowing you to see it through interpretation until you realize it hasn't been there. not fading nor disappearing instantly, something else.
I had a dream last night and instead of me waking up it was "distaneing" away
by Silenced AK February 10, 2022
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urban dictating

I'm bored at work, so I'm urban dictating today while I pretend to do actual work.
by mayormike April 29, 2016
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Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19
Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building
by KiwiKY March 25, 2020
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Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
by SickDave September 22, 2020
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