disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."

by Sasha July 3, 2003

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Discuntent

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021

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Disconfect

The ability to sterlize something that has been on the floor for a short period of time (1-5 seconds) by just blowing on it. Most humans don't have this ability but think they can disconfect.

Bob: Shit! My candy just fell in dog shit!
Ryan: Dude, just disconfect it.
Bob:*Blows
Its still covered in shit

by pablo kkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2010

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disconnected

Commander in Chief George W. Bush

Mr. Disconnected says Brownie is doing a heck of a job

by Bill R. April 13, 2006

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disconvenience

1.
v. to deliberately or purposely inconvenience someone
n. something that is deliberately or purposely inconvenient
adj. deliberately or purposely inconvenient (disconvenient)

2.
n. inconvenience caused by another's laziness/negligence/incompetence

Nintendo's selection of unique screws is disconvenient as only Nintendo can disassemble their console systems.
Many car manufacturers disconvenience their customers by designing components that can only be serviced at the dealership.

by aeppels&wan January 8, 2007

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