discombobulate

To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates...
A: Don't even try to discombobulate me bitch

by Coopstar December 19, 2003

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A Republican who has ran out of ammunition.

Discombobulator

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.

by JK_AFS November 5, 2009

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A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.

To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.

“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”

by mikelicht February 1, 2010

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discombobulated

Feeling disconnected or unbalanced.

I keep forgetting things this week; I'm discombobulated.

by Megan February 5, 2004

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Diploma

"You are still a fuck up, but now you can work" paper.

Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"

Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"

Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"

Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"

by donotuseyourrealnamehere123456 November 21, 2009

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