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dinosaur 

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.
Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.
dinosaur by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

dinosaur 

jesus: rex, fetch!!
dinosaur: ROOOAARR!!!
dinosaur by jesushadpuppiesto March 3, 2011

dinosaur 

The copy machine at the high-school is a dinosaur;It's old,slow as dirt, and as big as a buick.
dinosaur by belly dancer May 10, 2003

dinosaur 

a very old person, most commonly a teacher.
not only is mr. garcia a pedophile, he's a dinosaur!
dinosaur by teresaxlove October 17, 2008

dinosaur 

A dinosaur is an old man, made famous by Ke$ha's song. He frequently hits on younger women, some as young as 12. He can be anyone from a middle school math or science teacher to already retired at "an old folk's home." They slick back their hair, charge into a bar, and offer to buy a girl a martini, olive and everything. They are sure to be a creeper- don't listen to anything they say-even if they have a sexy tank of oxygen! A cougar is the equivalent of this, but the female type. Dinosaurs are more common.
Did you see that dinosaur hit on me?

Totz. It was awksock.

Beetfeet. Let's go....

dinosaur 

noun.
Killed a guy called Toby. He was an asshole.
"I swear, this guy was a fuckin' dinosaur, and he killed Toby!"
-- Violence Jack: Evil Town