dinklehopper

an annoying, stupid person who falls over all the time
and just completely struggles with everything all the time; someone who cannot function when in the class of biology.

today i acted like such a dinklehopper in biology class fifth period!

by mraaaah March 11, 2009

Dinky Swear

When two males want to enter into the deepest of the deepest promises that is so serious that it has come to this level. They wrap their penis’s around each other much similar to one would their pinky’s. They then make the promise that whatever needs to be done is done. The face to face proximity and the wrapping of the genitalia let’s each other know that this indeed is a grave promise.

Devon, are you sure Eric will come through for us?
Believe me Hunter, we did a Dinky Swear, you don’t go back on that

by Coop0345 May 12, 2020

Velma Dinkley

The stereotypical ‘nerd’ of Mystery Incorporated. Usually wearing a baggy orange turtleneck and red pleated skirt, Velma is usually the one to find the most clues, solve the mystery or unmask the villain. Although most consider Daphne Blake the pretty character, Velma also has been adored by a lot of Scooby Doo fans aswell, for reasons like her sweet side with Shaggy Rogers or that she’s the ‘pure’ one of the group. Velma has a brief relationship with Shaggy in Mystery Incorporated, however the jealousy between her and Scooby to making Shaggy choose one of them breaks the relationship apart. There are theories that Velma may be a lesbian, due to her appearance and her relationship with Hot Dog Water in Mystery Incorporated.

Velma Dinkley’s quotes
‘Jinkies!’
My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!’
‘Let’s see who is behind all of this’
‘He dumped me for a dog, A DOG!’
Shaggy: Like, thanks Velma, but Scoob and I have already got tonight’s meal covered’

by SupremeBeans March 3, 2019

Outsta dingly

A very cutesy way to say outstanding. Imagine if Ned Flanders was going to say outstanding, it would be outsta dingly!

Joseph: “I think you’re outsta dingly.”

by Surruh February 19, 2020

dinky dow

American "grunt" corruption of Vietnamese "dien cai dau", Meaning batty, Squirrel bait, Whacko, Goofy, Etc.

Man, You is boocoo dinky dow!

by sweathog October 29, 2003

dinkle dong

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Dinkledorf

Someone who does dumbass shit on a regular basis

Person #1: Man Joe is a dumbass
Person #2: Yeah, he is such a dinkledorf

by Hi You are amazing October 5, 2020