diapaperia

a disorder related to the unwanted flow of paperwork coming out of an anal bureaucracy

I went home from work early today because my mailbox was full with more diapaperia from the state.

by Less Paperwork Joe June 28, 2010

DiCapriosexual

A type of sexuality. It refers to being attracted to Leonardo DiCaprio in a sexual manner. It is exception sexuality- only people with a sexuality in which Leo would NOT be a normal potential mate can be DiCapriosexuals (thus, only straight males or gay females).

John: Dude, no homo, but I'd totally have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Steve: It's not homo, man. You're just a DiCapriosexual.

by Requius May 12, 2013

diaper man

It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.

Person 1: Your stinky

Person 2: Well your a diaper man

Person 1: *starts to cry and melt away”

by PP_puncherman March 2, 2020

dicaprihoe

a person very obsessed/has a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio

" That girl became such a dicaprihoe after watching titanic"

by hasuelsbae March 10, 2021

sandwich diaper

a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.

Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."

by xthexjessx February 20, 2010

Shitty Diaper

A 5 layer beefy burrito from Taco Bell. It has the exact same weight, warmth, and tactile feel of a baby's diaper full of some hot steamy hemp rope.

I'm feeling pretty lunchy, let's head down to Taco Bell and scooped up a bag full of Shitty Diaper (s)!

by Shit the Bed Fred January 24, 2016

rubber diaper

Anyone familiar with cloth diapering has most likely heard the term "rubber diaper", or "rubber diapers" before. It's slang for rubber pants. Children are famous for calling rubber pants "rubber diapers", as one of my daughters did.

Mrs. Smith was in changing diapers on the baby and called out to Mrs. Jones to bring her in two diapers, and a rubber diaper.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 6, 2006