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diapaperia

the inappropriate flow of excessive paperwork out of your ass.
Joe had to leave work early today because he had a bad case of diapaperia.
diapaperia by JoePaperwork March 4, 2010
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diapaperia

a disorder related to the unwanted flow of paperwork coming out of an anal bureaucracy
I went home from work early today because my mailbox was full with more diapaperia from the state.
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dyspaperia 

a disorder related to the flow of paperwork coming out of your ass
My coworker went home early today because she had a bad case of dyspaperia.
dyspaperia by Joe Document February 17, 2010

Dispaperalism

1. The fear of writing on paper
2. Not being able to hand write a paper
Sam couldn't hand write his English paper because he had Dispaperalism.
Dispaperalism by Komo50 December 5, 2016

Diaperia 

When you got diarrhea so bad you need to be wearing a diaper; especially around other people and going to bed.
Honey, please wear a diaperia before coming to bed because I'm not washing the sheets or blaming the cat tonight.
Diaperia by Getchuckie August 6, 2023
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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