dickwad

The tissue (kleenex) used to catch and mop up the ejaculate after masturbating. The tissue is then wadded into a ball and disposed of.

Popular australian usage amongst teens

by greybeard June 2, 2005

Dickwad

Gemma Marfleet

"Ohh look at Gemma Marfleet over there, dribbling all over herself, what a dickwad!"

by GemmaMarfleetIsADickwad.org.uk November 6, 2013

Abra Dickdabra

The act of pulling out ones penis, without proper forewarning.

On our first date, Jessica acted disinterested in sex until I pulled an Abra Dickdabra. Works like magic.

by The PR's March 1, 2011

dickswab

To "swab," or wipe, someone's stuff with your dick. Usually done to coffee mugs, toothbrushes, and other items that, when you tell the owner about the dickswabbing, will induce vomiting.
Note 1:Dickswabbing has a military connotation and possibly a military origin.
Note 2:Dickswabbing is in no way a name for fellatio.

"What a douche, just sipping on his coffee while we clean up his mess."
"We already got our revenge; I totally dickswabbed his coffee mug last night."
"And I kidnapped his dog."

by nokiddinghuh May 7, 2007

Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dickwall

The act of placing an obscene amount of poorly-drawn to well-detailed pictures of male genitalia on the door or wall of a girls' dormitory.

Oh my god, you have to come upstairs! Some douche bag just dickwalled us!

by stairs778 August 29, 2010