dicksausted

adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick

Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.

by mikesauce June 17, 2008

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

dicksclusive

A woman who only goes for men and can not be swayed into woman regardless of the amount of alcohol she is served.

The woman is purely dicksclusive, the lesbian doesn't stand a chance.

by The dickslusive lady November 5, 2012

Dicksickle

When your dick is frozen like a icicle.

Dude do you have Dicksickle right now ?

by TheAnonymousDefinition October 10, 2016

dickscuseme

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

Dickpacking

When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.

I went on dickpacking this summer.

by Johnny Depp December 22, 2019

Dickdacity

When you think your dick is good enough to have the audacity to be bold

He had the dickdacity to block you because you didn’t want to link.

by Kaayeb March 17, 2021