dicklet

1. A very small penis

2. A very small person, acting like a dick

3. A snippet of news, appearing on The Daily Show with John Stewart, concerning the top secret Dick Cheney. Appropriately: Dicklet TM

3. "And now for a Dicklet! .... hahaha, Dicklet, I need to add a little 'TM' after that." - Jon Stewart

by RainyDayz August 4, 2007

dickism

1. a system, theory, belief or practice related to the penis or dick.

Bill Clinton's presidency was troubled by dickism.

by Jane Conanbo April 29, 2006

Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.

"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."

by mckphilby October 6, 2009

Dickle Pickle

When you dip ur dick in pickle juice and she blows you right after

Babe? I got a pickle for ya. Enjoy your dickle Pickle

by Fatmufin January 23, 2019

dickle wing

1) n. Tying a feather to the penis in order to tickle a woman.

2) v. The act of tickling a woman with a feather tied to the penis.

1) Hold on. I'm putting my dickle wing on.

2) I'm gonna dickle wing you all night.

by ThreGuysFromThatPlace May 6, 2009

ice dickle

a phenomenon in colder climates where a man pees outdoors in the winter time and it is so cold that the urine freezes as it leaves the penis, up into the urethra, making an icicle out of his dick.

Jerry took a leak on that tree last January and got an ice dickle.

by joeboticus January 4, 2010

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009