Dickfulary

Having anal sex in a tree while eating a Boston Creme Donut

Him: Let's have Dickfulary
Her: Ok, but first make sure you get the creme

by funnyboi12342341234 May 1, 2018

DickFlint

Dickflint - Someone who like to take dicks. Basically a man whore. They usually like to sniff anuses and eat booty flakes

*dickflint* - I got some bootyflakes in my teeth I do!
Ya see that timmy? Its a dickflint.

by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018

Dickfunction

When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness

I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.

by Wilburyoung May 4, 2019

Dickflurry

When you take that girls tity milk and mix that with your jizz. Then, you freeze the mixture and serve it as a delicious frozen dairy treat.

"excuse me, can I take your order"-Mcdonalds worker
"yeah, hit me up with something new on the menu"-customer
"oh yeah I got something for u. It that new shit, the dickflurry"
"dope"

by dirtydderaj March 30, 2015

dickfuck

When someone is so much of just a single celled piece of shit that the word dick alone doesn't sum them up, and you feel the urge to yell "fuck" at them every time they exist within the vicinity of your presence. It is a more extreme version of asshole.

That discord server owner was such a dickfuck that he decided to publish private chats to the public when some of the people left the server for personal reasons.

by suckmydick69420 September 25, 2019

Romantic Dickflick

A movie that has a romantic love story but men only watch it for the women in it.

I can't understand why Johnny loves Coyote Ugly so much it must be a Romantic Dickflick.

by davideo October 12, 2009

Dickflipping

The act of, basically, turning someone over by force and viciously buttraping them. Past tense: Dickflipped, Flipped and Dicked

I saw some big ass nigger flip and dick Cody in the alley, it was a horrible dickflipping man.

by paroxidus February 4, 2009