diablo 3

The next title in the Diablo series by Blizzard.

It has yet to be released, but when it does millions, of fans will lose their life for a long period of time.

Diablo Player 1: Dude, when is Diablo 3 coming out?
Diablo Player 2: I don't know, but when it does I am totally going to blow off my girl friend and my family for months.

by Pinkzeppelin0912 June 29, 2006

Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.

"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."

by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010

diablo immortal

A shitty pay to win mobile game made by ActivisionBlizzard it costs you 540,000 (over half a million dollars) to max out one character ONE of a max of six (also those estimates Are low balling it for those to be true you have to be incredibly lucky for that so it could cost you two million just to get one 5 star gem it’s truly the shittest mobile game it’s also just a worse version of Diablo 3 so don’t waste your time and play an actual game

Sebastian- hey dude what you playing?
Rory- not much just Diablo immortal
Sebastian- the P2w garbage by bobby kotick ?
Rory- ye
Sebastian- you know you just play daiblo 3 and have a better time?
Rory-I just want to see the dumbster fire in person

by mercy deserves medic July 3, 2022

Diaconu

A silly round guy who's wide smile never fails to melt your heart. No matter how upset / down in the pits you are , hearing him crack just one of his jokes is enough to make you look forward to the rest of your day. Also called "walking beast" or "living sex machine" , a piece of this nerdy little person is what everyone needs in their lives.

"Look at this absolute unit, I wish I could be half as manly as him"
"He must be a Diaconu"

by 514y January 30, 2023

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

by Le Esquire May 28, 2009

Diablo

n. 1, the devil. 2, a popular computer game by Blizzard Entertainment. 3, a badass car made by the folks at Lamborghini.

Juan: "No me gusta el diablo."
John: "Who's up for a game of Diablo?"
Jack: "Dude, you just scratched my Diablo!"

by Kneebone February 11, 2003

Getting Diagonal

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"

by teejones February 5, 2010