Defuculate

Verb: to reorganize, fix, clean, or properly assemble an item or area. Most often applied to engineering, display, and construction. Also n. Defuculation, v. Fuculate, n. Fuculated

Somebody had better defuculate that area before the boss sees the pile of empty take out containers....

by Furgle August 28, 2016

DaFuckSheSay Phobia

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something someone has said and you don't know how to handle it.

Someone: Y'all go to prom in a three way not sexually but all together and you the small one will be the bitch.
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia

by Bawinganut November 27, 2018

defunkitated

wierd, odd, stupid, or just plain idiotic.

Dude, thats defunkitated

by Stink November 25, 2003

Dofuckingval

A subject maniacally obsessed with the "Metal Gear Solid" video game franchise. Only requires 48 minutes of sleep to function at maximum capacity while working, attending class, reading countless bullshit novels, and repeatedly beating the same video games in hopes of encountering "Alternative" endings.

"Man, I didn't get much sleep last night. I only got about 48 minutes of it...DOFUCKINGVAL."

"Yo, I just beat "Metal Gear Solid" for the 54th time and the ending is still the same..DOFUCKINGVAL."

by Gel snake January 7, 2013

defunkification

The process of removing yourself from a funky environment and relocating to a sterile, unfunky one. This process should be done gradually and is similar to the process of decompression that divers must undergo to avoid the bends. In other words: once you get that funk in your trunk, you can't just wake up and dump it out like junk.

I've been staying in New Orleans for a long while, but now it's time to move on to Portland. I need a little defunkification in Memphis before I go though, otherwise I'll end up with a case of acute afunkitis.

by catfish1970 April 1, 2010

defunker

one who steals your funk and donates it to the funkless

I was robbed by the defunker, now i am with less funk

by ChrisCo July 26, 2008

Defuckified

To De-fuckify is to get any and all nastyness off from something that you want to be clean.

I defuckified my greasy mud-butt ass by wiping it after having hiked down the mountain.

by DJDiggler August 7, 2006