deforestation

1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved bearded oyster.

1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003

desford

biggest girlfriend swapping village in leicster home to the biggest idiots bull shitters and stupidest people on the planet. once full of pubs now only 1 remains which means that all these idiots and bull shitters are now in 1 place. These idiots generally think they can take on the world but get them outside of desford like newbold or barlestone they roll over like pussy cats. Everyone has done everyones mrs at somepoint in desford and its that normal no one bothers to hide it any more

You slept with my mrs

so you slept with mine

that doesn't count as i have double standards as i'm from desford

by di rea February 27, 2011

Deforestation

A Period of time over which obscenely large amounts of marijuana, or tree, was smoked.

Bro, this weekend was a deforestation.

by kyle8864 November 18, 2010

deforrest

Paper product coming from the forest. Primarily used for toiletry type papers.

Stevie cleaned himself with a roll of deforrest.

by John Cameron May 22, 2008

deforably

A combination of definitely + probably. When you are fairly certain of something but are reluctant to admit it.

It's raining cats and dogs, you'll be soaked again. -Most deforably.

by Ethieles July 12, 2017

Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Dforde

A person with abnormal large calf’s

You’re such a dforde look at them calf’s

by De ford September 23, 2019