Dressed for trade

A description of a woman wearing tight and/or revealing clothing, with (un)suitable hair, makeup, shoes and jewellry, making her appear like a prostitute seeking clients.

The term does not imply that she actually is a working girl, merely that she is dressed blatantly to attract men; it can be used perjoratively by other women about somneone they assess as better dressed or more attractive than themselves - the object of their ire does not necessarilty look sleazy or cheap.

"Oh my God, look at Kitty ! I mean, boots, fishnets and a miniskirt ?"

"That bitch is dressed for trade, you'd better get Mike out of here, they used to date and she's obviously on the prowl again."

by Eighth of Seven April 9, 2009

scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

by sonic68 March 10, 2009

Ram dressed as lamb

A man who dresses younger than they should, the male equivalent of mutton dressed as lamb

Look what he's wearing, talk about ram dressed as lamb

by Chrissie G April 21, 2019

Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.

Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.

by Plato9983 August 18, 2020

top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"

"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

mood dresser

Someone who dresses according to their moods,dresses in dark clothes when depressed or sad, dresses in bright clothes when happy or excited.

"Oooh.... That chick is totally a mood dresser. Yesterday she was wearing orange, today she's wearing puple and she looks pretty sad."

by pemoth December 10, 2008