Dis Nigga

A statement often used when an African American man goes through a phase called a "Nigga Moment". Any other black males in the vicinity of the subject must respond with, "Dis Nigga" out of the fear associated with the other male's phase.

Malik: "Aye yo Jamal what you finna do after skoo?"
Jamal: "I'm finna pull up at James Charles house"
Malik: "Tf u mean cuh dat Nigga gay!"
Jamal: "Nah he aint gay he jus aint straight or sum"
Malik: "Dis Nigga..."

by Cactus Jonees October 29, 2019

Dis 'gina

"Dis 'gina" (dĭs jahy-nuh) is a term of confidence used to punctuate a statement that is usually bold in character. A triangular arm motion with hands pointing towards one's own (potentially hypothetical) vagina is required each time "dis 'gina" is referenced.

"Dis 'gina" is akin to the terms "deez (d's or dese) nuts" or, "how about them apples?" It can also alternatively be used in place of a bud-ump-bump-chaa, 'Zing!' or 'oh snap!' at the end of a joke, or at random in conversation in place of "that's what she said" or "yo mama."

Kelly responded to Chris and Mike teasing her by making an apt and hilarious joke. She quickly punctuated her played response with, "dis 'gina!" *vagina hand motion included* to give the statement a 4realz degree of a authentication.

by Erika 2 April 5, 2009

Dis Con

what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*








*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.

sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)

by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008

Dis Jockey

- To lose when losing isn't an option (I.E the options are to win or draw)

- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Mate, I'm such a dis jockey. I've managed to lose money on a free bet.

For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.

by 365Awooga June 3, 2016

Dis-knees

The Dis-knees (short for Disney Knees) refers to the dance typical in early 2000s movies, where the main protagonist (typically a young girl who is completely and totally normal and not at all special...except that the most popular boy in school is in love with her and she can sing very well) does her little dancy dance. See: China Ann McClain in Ant Farm, Demi Lovato in Camp Rock, literally any number where the singer grips the mic and bends her knees in her little dancy dance.

Look at her, she got them Dis-knees

by thoughtsandthings September 28, 2021

Dis-prioritised prioritising

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory

James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

by WriterLifer May 21, 2022

Dis-member

After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.

"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."

by Pizzy-to-tha June 30, 2005