Dis-member

After having sex missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. While she's turning over, secretly replace your piece with a dildo of the same size and stature (make sure she can't tell the difference.) Once you start doing it with the dildo, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the dildo inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.

"I was hittin' my girl from behind when I decided to pull a dis-member on her... She almost had a heart attack when she thought my shit fell off."

by Pizzy-to-tha June 30, 2005

Dismember

To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.

He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.

by Lichdom January 2, 2012

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dismember

One of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.

Let the Nepalm Rain

by Gunboy March 20, 2004

dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

dismembered fetus

Something to cheer out of your car window while driving past abortion activists.

Saw protesters, so I screamed, "dismembered fetus!!!" at them as loud as I could.

by The Accused January 9, 2015

dismemberment

The coolest way to see someone die, whether it's in a movie, or in real life. Dismemberment is when you seperate the body into pieces. There are many ways to dismember somebody. You can blow, chop, cut, slice, rip, dice the body into pieces.

Blowing off a soldier's arm with a grenade is a way of dismemberment.

by Wasabimoto May 9, 2007