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grip of death

Apple's way of suckering iPhone 4 customers for more money. The grip of death refers to the iPhone 4 antenna, which was inconveniently placed right where one would normally have their pinky finger when holding a phone. Touching the antenna causes the iPhone to have extremely poor reception.

This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
customer: Damn, the reception on my iPhone 4 sucks!

Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!

customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
by xldr August 11, 2010
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180bpm deathgrip

The act of stroking ones penis with the force of a hulk, while going at the speed of 180bpm completely destroying the male reproductive system.
- Did you hear what happened to Pöhö last night? The chick gave him an 180bpm deathgrip. He was hurried to the hospital and might never recover.
by 180bmp deathgrip October 17, 2016
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deathgripien

A song typically in the hip-hop genre used to describe something weird or left field
This JPEGMAFIA SONG IS SOOOO DEATHGRIPIEN
by wordswithdav November 8, 2018
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Deathgrip

A spasm in which all 650 muscles contract at once causing a 10% of heat stroke within the next 10 minutes
HOLY SHIT MC RIDE IS DOING A DEATHGRIP
by My Mac daddy denzelmode December 12, 2019
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Tiger deathgrip

When you duct tape your elbows to a chairs arms and masturbate with both hands
Woah, that tiger deathgrip blew my mind earlier
by rotokayu June 30, 2017
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Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.
Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.
by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005
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Deathgripper

A Deathgripper is a dragon from the series of movies How To Train Your Dragon. They are thought by many to be evil dragons, and are normally black with red markings, usually around the eyes and wings. Their underbelly tends to be red as well. They are slaves of Grimmel in the series.
That Deathgripper is out for blood!
by Lighttheleopard July 6, 2020
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