Dildo crusting is a term used to describe a dildo being stuck in a woman or mans ass and the person takes a rubber spatula and goes around the inside of their anal cavity attempting to push out the dildo. Therefore "crusting" the anus and pulling out the dildo.
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a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
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Get the crustin mug.1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.
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