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CUNTHOOKS

Device used for spreading the Vaginal lips apart for inspection or fucking - also handy for dragging to different locations
Where the FUCK did I leave my CUNTHOOKS ?
by Frase 61 May 3, 2019
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cunthoabitch

A woman of the worst ever groups of vaginitis stinksalot origin They are found daily on the women's vagina isle at walgreens picking up vagesiil oder block to ward off the horrible stench of their vagina. Unfortunately the many attempts of trying to free herself from foul odors down under leaves them defeated and very angry hence that's where Hoabitch comes in and not to mention this would be sad because many of these women are of jewish decent but im not racist because there are just as many women of other ethnic backgrounds. E.g. last week beatrice cunt Hoabitch spent a wapen $2500.00 on Vagisil and its only july. She is thinking frugal and is buying stock in Vagisil asap. P.s. word spelling errors are done on purpose to protect whomever chooses to own them..
CuntHoabitch is defined above in the very lengthy expression of it above
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Cunthood

When a woman generates her wealth by relying on her production of children in accessing alimony payments and/or government welfare as a means to sustaining her livelihood.
Welfare queens are dependent on their Cunthood as a means to avoiding having to get a job.
by Majorenglish37 December 30, 2021
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Cuntographer

A person content to map the contours and intricacies of a cunt. One who conducts cuntological surveys.
"Jack was a cuntographer, he never fucked but he could map out any pussy he'd ever seen."
by BumSurfah June 16, 2023
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Cunthony

An individual who habitually complains, criticizes, or inserts negativity into situations while offering no effort, help, or constructive input—essentially a drain on productivity and morale.
Group Chat:
Jess: “Just got back from a hike—check out this sunset!”
Kev: “Beautiful. Nature be flexin’.”
Cunthony: “This group used to be about hot pics, not your boring life updates.”

Everyone else: “Dude… You’ve never posted once, and now you’re mad it’s not PornHub?”
by Mr.Shadow77501 May 8, 2025
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the cunthouse

a tight-knit group of deranged college students suffering from obesity, alcoholism, autism, delusions and bopism.
by fentyfinance April 1, 2024
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