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cuntaloptapus

An insulting word usually thrown out in a drunken rage meaning a worthless person who talks too much.
Stop talking you cuntaloptapus while I'm playing beer pong
by T.H.E. Inc October 4, 2008
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cuntastic

Opposite of cuntrageous. Adjective used to describe a desirable or fantastic situation or event.
WE WON LOTTO! Cuntastic!
by Ryan September 13, 2004
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cuntaliscious

1)An incedibly tasty and cunt.
2) Any attractive female that members of the male or lesbian species are instantly drawn to.
"Gee, thankyou for letting me sample your cuntaliscious cunt Mrs Robinson"
by Domcon August 17, 2005
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Cuntblasta

Cuntblasta adj: used to describe the yeasty discharge you ejaculate from ones "cunt"
mostly used to insult another female
"yo that alisons such a cuntblasta"
"i know man"
by foxycleopatra August 8, 2008
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Cuntastic

She pulled her undies to one side and her lesbian lover exclaimed - Wow! That looks and tastes cuntastic - it's a beaut
by Vaginia January 16, 2008
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The Catalyst Club

Sick concert hall that resides in the sick ass town of Santa Cruz California. The catalyst club always has the sickest concerts, some performers include: Tina Turner, Hilary Duff, Willy Nelson, Snoop Dogg, Mac Dre, Tupac Shakur..etc. The catalyst is the place to be during a rap concert because you know the bitches come looking fine and theyre ready to please you on da dance floor. The weed in there is amazing and the alcohols cheap. So come to the catalyst this weekend cuz you know its the spot.
Guy 1: hey dude im so bored i just wanna go somewhere, where theres hott bitches that will possibly give me head.

Guy 2: hey i hear theres supposed to be this sick concert at the catalyst club tonight!

Guy 2: dude lets go!
by dr green thumbSC March 22, 2010
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cuntalytics

Using state-of-the-art technology like graphical pattern recognition to garner data about your personal life without your express permission.

If you have ever been in the background of a photo whilst having a beer at a restaurant, at a ball game cheering on your team or minding your own business on the bus. Chances are there's an organization who has sold information about where you were, what brand of beer you drink, your favorite team and the friends you were with at the time.
Q: What! Why am I getting adverts for Blue Waffles? That makes no sense!
A: You are the victim of cuntalytics my friend. They don't always get it right.
by SeeUNextTuesdayHoney June 27, 2016
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