commotion in the ocean

sex on a waterbed

"oh man there was a real commotion in the ocean last night with me and mindy."

by tubetess December 12, 2017

Cummative

A woman or a man who is in a Cummative mood sexually aroused by the presence of the opposite sex.
Example: Hey man I want to fuck you

"I'm. Feeling Cummative by you sitting next to me I could smell your testosterone coming off of your person come to my room and fuck"
I'm feeling very aroused and Cummatve by the words you are using

by Saratony May 12, 2018

Cummunion

The act of taking your cock and "blessing" a girl (or guy) with the tip in a cross formation on the forehead. You need some precum to do this properly.

Katy: Did you and Fidy role play last night?
Jules: Yep! He dresed up as a priest and gave me Cummunion. It was hot!
Katy: Blessed are the sinners...

by Moltov Cocktease May 21, 2010

Commotional

adj. heightened emotional response solely and directly correlated to the volume level of a party

When everyone at the party last night started singing Sweet Caroline, I got very commotional.

by aCoze October 30, 2011

crumbation

Messy pile of crumbs

The child caused a lot of crumbation when cutting the bread with a knife.

by tbo March 17, 2015

commotion

the result of four nerdy bastards failing to notice the cemi tralier screaming down the road packed with calateral cream and driven by the unlisceneced and retarded lutkins loving crazy eyes.

aight, wats all the bloddy commotion.

a manitee caused a commotion. deep beneath the ocean.

by bashsilent.tk January 22, 2004

Handk-culation

When a handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch your load of cum - either by holding the handkerchief over the head of the penis, or by placing a handkerchief or handkerchiefs over the stomach to catch your load as it shoots out

I got turned on last night and rubbed my blue striped handkerchief over my penis and had a large handk-culation

by Hank-a-dank January 25, 2008