Auntie Crabs

Medicine applied to Protect someone's pubes regional from crabs.

I had a bad itch on my balls, bring me Auntie Crabs,

by Your Real Fatha March 13, 2009

Schrödinger's crabs

Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.

Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.

by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021

crabskank

A group of high school girls who everyone hates. They gossip about everyone, get no action are are generally disgusting people. They will sleep with anyone, but everyone they are friends with has formed an alliance to never have relations with them.

Guy 1- Man she is such a crabskank. She acts like a slut, but she is never going to get any.
Guy 2- Yeah, she is also ulgy as fuck. Pure crabskank

by Crabbyskank May 27, 2009

cabs are here

Cabs are here, means that the cabs/taxi just arrived, and everybody should be ready to go, but as always someone is not yet ready, and the phrase should be shout very loudly and aggressively, so everybody could hear it, thats "The cabs are here". This phrase was first announced by Pauly D, from the Jersey Shore seires, when he shout it loudly, thats the cabs arrived but as usual no one was ready to go.

Lee was in the bathroom, checking his hair and when Josh gets a callphone, and was told that the cabs has arrived, he then hangsout, and shout loudly to Lee, "THE CABS ARE HERE!!!!!"

by Dr.Terrible November 28, 2015

crabstickz

A young British youtuber (real name Christopher James Kendall) who has a fan base of teenagers, most of them teenage girls from 13 to 17. His videos are mainly comedies: parodies of films and celebrities. He is friends with Charlie McDonnell and PJ Liguori; both of them fellow youtubers and both have a large fan base of teenage girls. He is a cinema lover and wants to become and actor.

Abigail: Have you seen crabstickz's latest video?
Olive: The 'Sherlock' parody? Yes, I loved it! Crabstickz is hot!

by cumberqueen March 30, 2012

Curbstore

A curb store refers to any and all convenient stores where you can purchase a variety of alcohol/nicotine products, junkfood, misc femine products, and old condiment/food items that may be needed in emergency situations when a walmart run is not warrented. Gas may be sold at these locations but it is not a requirement of the curbstore. There may possibly be loiterers that consider this their main "hangout". A working payphone may or may not be available for use. The restrooms will need a key and if a key is not needed, you can be sure that antibacterial will be. Doughnuts are a possibility but freshness can not be guarenteed. Look for the toothless/grilled attendant to answer any questions you may have while patronizing the curbstore. Although expect nothing more than a grunt or incomplete/ incoherrent response. He may be able to give the key you the restroom but as the sign under the cash register indicates he is unlikely to be able to open the store safe. The curbstore is a southern staple and people of all races and classes find the curbstore to be a necessity.

Circle K curbstore
El Cheapocurbstore
Woodalls curbstore Slappey Dr Albany, GA
Supermart Curbstore
Junebugs Curbstore
Ez Mart Curbstore

by Zoeybug July 25, 2010

crabs

Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.

Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.

by Bill February 14, 2004