cryjerking

when you cry while performing the act of masturbation. You can cryjerk any time you want especially if you are listening to 13 y/o girl in love music. The intensity of the eyaculation is proportional to the strenght of your cry and depression. if you are near to choking with your tears the pleasure will increase indeed and your life will be more miserable. Cryjerking can be divided in categories:

1: Looser cryjerk: you can be looser cryjerking when you realise your life sucks mandingo penis and you cant do much more about it than masturbate. For example: tom lives with his parents... who are dead... in a mausoleum... and decides to cryjerk holding his poke-cards.
2: breakup cryjerk: when you masturbate thinking about your ex after she dumped you for being a looser. for example: tom cruise decided to masturbate after katie holmes dumped him... for cryjerking in a mausoleum...
3: high-school cryjerk: when you are bullied just enough for you to get home and cryjerk thinking thats the only sexual performance you will be having in your life, in some cases planning how to make a shooting in your school. for example: tom was bullied in highschool for living in a mausoleum, he cryjerked for the first time while clinning his gun and swearing to be famous so no one suspects.
The most common places for cryjerking are at the shower, your room, you ex room before being arrested and... apparently... a mausoleum.

tom cryjerked 3 days in a row until he realised he was becoming everything he hated about himself, the only way to start over was making another shooting on his old high school, before, he started cryjerking while screaming "katieee, you were my lifeee"

by amperro August 20, 2013

crybert

Whining and bitching needlessly

It's not that deep, stop being a crybert

by Matthew Fox December 12, 2006

cryurbate

To masturbate while crying.

Shawn felt the urge to cryurbate as tears streamed down his face, thinking about Lyn-Z from MSI, and how he will never have her.

by Brie84 June 11, 2008

crycry

Term used to describe a feeling of infinite sadness, without the actual expulsion of tears.

I don't have enough change for the vending machine! Crycry.

by martinvermiform February 20, 2013

Filthadelphia Cryers

A nickname of the NHL Philadelphia Flyers.

I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!

by prince of pilsners August 21, 2010

Pretty Crier

A person that is beautiful when they cry. Their eyes shine when they cry. (blue and green eyes mainly)

"Jen you're such a pretty crier, you should cry before leaving the house everyday."

by AAAABOOK July 27, 2017

Cryper

A term used for snipers who are upset over stupid things such as other snipers using their scopes instead of quick-scoping. Gained popularity after the 2013 summer update in which a sniper was patched in a Call of duty game called COD Black ops II. In that update David Vonderhaar received thousands of death threats over the update in which the bolt action snipers have been slowed down by a percentage of a second.

Guy 1: **** you, you hard-scoping noob learn to quickscope
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.

by CasuallyDerp September 8, 2013