rusticle

After periods of no sex, testicles transform into rusticles.

Since my girlfriend left me, my rusticles are anxious for new hookups.

by Petoria July 18, 2007

chesticle

a slang term for either male or female breasts

that woman has massive chesticles

by Mark Peden October 13, 2005

Christicles

used when someone is in total awe over something. completely shocked and or appolled and wants to say "Jesus Christ!", "Holy shit!", or "Balls!" out of frustration.

when playing call of duty 4, Adam doomed the world to a firey death and all he could utter was, "Christicles..."

by icekholdstare January 20, 2008

crustache

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

by hexnfx August 5, 2009

Crustache

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.

man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"

by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016

Chesticles

Breasts or boobs. A slang term used when trying to appear funny or clever. Is a play on words stating that they are equivalent to the male reproductive parts, the balls.

Her chesticles jiggled as she ran

by Pelayia June 12, 2015

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009