crunchtastic

adj: That which contains properties or components of being highly crunchy

by jack spencer October 5, 2003

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006

corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004

upchuck cruncher

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009

sac cruncher

a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.

my girl just gave me a sac cruncher

by mtballa323 December 7, 2010