Skip to main content

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money
I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming
by davidm998 January 30, 2017
mugGet the Bread crumming mug.

Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.
by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016
mugGet the Crumping mug.
Related Words

Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping
John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.
by MaChar October 11, 2013
mugGet the Crumping mug.

Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)
Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.
by E-Tay March 18, 2008
mugGet the Crumping mug.

crumping

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.
by Perry Mole February 16, 2007
mugGet the crumping mug.
when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis
last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
mugGet the crumbling cheese extravaganza mug.

crumping babes

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance
"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"
by Siren-x October 27, 2008
mugGet the crumping babes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email